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FREE BOOB JOB! (opens the original)
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You get a lot of different responses when you tell people you’ve been diagnosed with breast cancer. Some people ask what they can do. Some people want to know how you found out. Some people say, “But you’re so healthy!”And some people, a surprising number of people, say, “On the bright side… FREE BOOB JOB!”<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zoui!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpu
Farewell, Titties! (opens the original)
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There’s no easy way to say this, so. Here goes.I have breast cancer.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="4033" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-mpn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-me
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