HeyJaredThe Injury Report
The minor pain podcast that's a major pleasure. Maria and Emilia, two Chicago comedians, catch each other up on the ways they accidentally got hurt that fortnight, both physically and emotionally. Don't worry it's fun
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Ep 29 - And Speaking of Speaking. And Speaking (Kelli Tosic) (opens the original)
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Emilia and Maria are joined by hilarious Chicago performer and ABSOLUTE DELIGHT Kelli Tosic!!! Injuries include a stomach story, a Labor Day car rigamarole, and perhaps worst of all: a public sniffler. TW: Stomach flu conversation Thanks to Tristan Ramos for our incredible intro song, and Rey Tang for our incredible outro song.
Ep 28 - Bowl of Phlegm (Zach Masso) (opens the original)
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Emilia and Maria are joined by the multi-talented, hilarious, lovely ZACH MASSO!! And Zach brought us the first-ever case of whooping cough on the pod. We're also talking dinosaur jump scares and bug bites. See Zach's Amelia Earhart show!! Thanks to Tristan Ramos for our incredible OPENING THEME!! And to Rey Tang for our closing theme!
Ep 27 - Approximately Right (Tristan Ramos) (opens the original)
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Emilia and Maria are joined by improviser and musical genius Tristan Ramos!!! On an extra special episode, Tristan supplies us with a brand new shiny theme song and it rocks so hard. Injuries include aftermath from diving into an (improv) pool and the aftermath of a crush. Plus, we're gabbing about musical improv and Tristan's process. Thanks, Tristan! Opening theme - Tristan Ramos Closing theme - Rey Tang
Ep 26 - One Year Chaos Episode (with IR All-Stars!) (opens the original)
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Happy one year of Injury Report! To celebrate, we invited some all-stars to return and record a drunk ep with us. The audio? Barely listenable. The injuries? Plentiful. We talk sprained ankles, suspicious skin spots, sore jet ski muscles, a shaving cut, and so, so many emotional injuries. Thank you to Jake, Mary Noah, Naomi, Jonathan, and Anthony for hanging!! And as always, shout out Rey Tang for our theme song.
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