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Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them.

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Sep 30, 2026
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Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 30, 2026

    Ranchers Are Mailing "Fresh Cow Pies" To Republicans In Congress (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="971" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6sAl!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb07c6a18-f93d-4361-8005-b09e31e8817d_1600x1067.j

  2. Issue · Sep 29, 2026

    Paid Subscriptions To Support My Comedy Are On Sale For Just $2.50/Month! (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Positive tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="971" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Gcq0!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fca0e03e5-ec40-48ec-a375-81cd8656e84a_1600x1067.j

  3. Issue · Sep 28, 2026

    Ivanka Trump Doesn't Want You To Call Her Wealth "Blood Money" (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="970" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AjVi!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6be58513-70b8-4364-a0ad-556adb8ae7db_1600x1066.j

  4. Issue · Sep 27, 2026

    Jared Kushner Fears His Secret Deals Might "Technically Be Treason" (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1040" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!rkBS!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f5513aa-03fc-4380-8f42-e7e0bba2488c_1600x1143.

  5. Issue · Sep 26, 2026

    Why Does Donald Trump Jr. Have A Russian Sugar Daddy? (opens the original)

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