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With countless films produced during the course of over a century of film history, determining the greatest movie ever made seems like an impossible exercise. Thankfully, Justus Burkitt and David Scandura — God's favorite idiots — have taken on this Sisyphean task.
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Episode 148: Lucky (2017) (opens the original)
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All hail Harry Dean God Damn Stanton! This week, David and Justus are talking about John Carroll Lynch's directorial debut, LUCKY. A hell of a movie for lovers of Guys With Faces, this picture also contains a lot of existential musings and a LOT of smoking. Mix yourself a Bloody Maria, light up an American Spirit and tune in to this week's episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Lucky (2017) is directed by John Carroll Lynch and stars and starring Harry Dean Stanton, David Lynch, Ron Livingston
Episode 147: 9/11 (opens the original)
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Well, gang, it's the 25th anniversary of one of the worst tragedies in American history so you know David and Justus are gonna be extra respectful on this one! Or at least they'll be as respectful as Charlie Sheen and Martin Guigui were when they cooked up the misguided 9/11 chamber drama about 4 characters and 1 ill-defined Russian supermodel getting stuck in an elevator. Is this movie as bad as it sounds? Only one way to find out. Time to fasten your seatbelt as we lift off for another episode
Episode 146: Clue (opens the original)
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Whodunnit? David and Justus, in the podcast studio, with the microphones! That's right, today we're tackling cult classic camp comedy CLUE (1985). David and Justus attempt to give a respectful send-off to the legendary Tim Curry this week, but get sidetracked by a lengthy discussion about the ample cleavage on display in this film. Real classy, fellas! Clue (1985) is directed by Jonathan Lynn and stars Eileen Brennan, Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Michael McKean, Martin Mull and L
Episode 145: The Book of Henry (opens the original)
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This week David and Justus have chosen to cover The Book of Henry. May God have mercy on their souls. The Book of Henry (2017) is directed by Colin Trevorrow and stars Naomi Watts, Jaeden Martell, Jacob Tremblay, Sarah Silverman, Lee Pace, Maddie Ziegler, and Dean Norris. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
Episode 144: Over the Top (opens the original)
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David and Justus close the casket on the lost episode of THX 1138 and piss on its grave by covering the only movie to mash up trucking, arm-wrestling, a terrible kid performance, and Sylvester Stallone. It’s an 80s film that could only come from the bizarre dream factory of the Cannon Group, and the boys are here to push it to the limit and winner takes it all through every cheesy montage, cliche, and awesomely bad moment from Over The Top! And for real, David hates this kid performance. Over th
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