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The Professional Saboteur (opens the original)
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Nightmare In Vienna<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="517" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HwaP!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_lossy/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe3bb3994-e619-4f8f
Empress Of Europe Graces Ireland’s Southern Shores. (opens the original)
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Ursula Visits Ireland’s Nether RegionsCork City- Ireland’s Southernmost urban centre has long experienced a tumultuous history, marked by civilisational peaks and troughs through wars, famines and wave after wave of invasions. This past century, however, has seen a marked exception- where peace has reigned supreme. This is all thanks to the beneficence of the Masters of Europe; Corkonians are extremely conscious of how fortunate they are to live under such protection, and are at pains to show th
Climate Panic Causes Mass Exodus To Beach (opens the original)
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The New RefugeesAt least 752 Million Irish have abandoned towns and cities for the beaches this July. Ireland, like the rest of Europe has been going through a heatwave evidently worse than The Great European Drought Of 1540. According to Minister For Finance Simon Harris “This drought is yet another calamity that requires government intervention. Thankfully we have the solution. Up until very recently it was not known that taxation is inversely proportional to climate change. This discovery mea
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