HeyJaredThe Futureness
Sci-fi novel in progress. A completed novel about high school violence. Short stories.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 7
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- Sep 24, 2026
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- Jul 5, 2026
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The Tell-Tale Heart Answers the Proust Questionnaire (opens the original)
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QWERTY Time (opens the original)
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Here’s How I’ve Been Thinking About Sliced Bread (opens the original)
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While some people think sliced bread is too “settled” an idea to have real thoughts about, I don’t think that’s the case at all. Just look around. Sliced bread is everywhere: in the news, our workplace, supermarkets, delis, in our homes, and increasingly, in our own hands. And no matter how convenient sliced bread is said to be, it could be the beginning of the end of something.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ezu0!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_
Tongue-a-Mile and the Stoan-Lifter Confront Yallery Brown (opens the original)
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Photo Registry (opens the original)
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