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AUDIO: What Everyone Got Wrong about Jack Smith Attacker Schmitt Having Jack Shit (opens the original)
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What Everyone Got Wrong about Jack Smith Attacker Schmitt Having Jack Shit (opens the original)
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Sept. 30: Senator Eric Schmitt didn’t just confuse two basketball games trying to snare Trump’s would-be prosecutor … Trump pulls out of Iraq, leaving a wet spot … AI executives who warned that they couldn’t be trusted to police it themselves agree to police it themselves … Former Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown approves a fucking message in his new video …TFN stuff: Podcast | Merch | Other TFN Support:<
AUDIO: Trump Releases Emissions Even Worse than His Own (opens the original)
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Trump Releases Emissions Even Worse than His Own (opens the original)
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Sept. 29: In desperate bid to combat Iran War’s reduction of carbon emissions, Trump seeks to boost them from U.S. cars … Republican candidates take a stand for Iran to get nuclear weapons, if that’s what it takes to lower gas prices … Trump and McMahon cut back on all that burdensome red tape in college sex abuse … Free-speech billionaires block “Musk” documentary ads on their free-speech social-media platforms …TFN stuff: Podcast | Merch | <a href="https://thefuckingnews
Senate Races (opens the original)
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