HeyJaredThe Franchise Doctors
Two friends unite over their shared love of continuity and story. They diagnose ailing media franchises and then pitch a better future.
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S2E7 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D (opens the original)
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This is a fun attempt to make Leatherface, the cannibal murderer who wears people's faces without their consent, into a sympathetic character. Does it succeed? We discuss this and much more on this fun episode about one of the more infamously terrible entries in this franchise. Produced by Aaron Donogh Edited by Ana Korsmo Music by Rob Snow
S2E6 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (opens the original)
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Don't get confused, what we have here is the prequel to the remake of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. This might be the franchise at its most cruel and nihilistic, but is it any good?Produced by Aaron DonoghMusic by Rob Snow Edited by Ana Korsmo
S2E5 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) (opens the original)
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Almost 30 years after the original movie, Hollywood decided to reboot the franchise. Did it do justice to an all-time horror classic? Or is it just another cash grab? Produced by Aaron DonoghEdited by Ana KorsmoMusic by Rob SnowAaron's video game podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/attack-the-list/id6804155874Rob's music: https://araless.bandcamp.com/music
S2E4 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (opens the original)
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Will we regret watching this movie as much as Matthew McConaughey regrets starring in it? Produced by Aaron Donogh Music by Rob Snow Edited by Ana Korsmo
S2E3 - Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (opens the original)
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We leave the good installments totally behind as we watch a young Viggo Mortensen and Ken Foree try to carry this franchise. Produced by Aaron Donogh Edited by Ana Korsmo Music by Araless a.k.a. Rob Snow
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