HeyJaredThe Flaubert Report
Dog Flaubert's bona fide, genuinely cynical reports on the world at large and everything in it.
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Into the depths of the earth (opens the original)
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The gates of hell (opens the original)
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Up the stairs like a greyhound, I reached the main room of the house in moments.It was an eerie scene. It only lasted for a few seconds; but they were seconds in which time seemed frozen. Peaks of emotion in dogs tend to stop time, as though everything is happening in slow motion; this secret, humans know little of. It allows we dogs to react in split-s… Read more
The House of Herda (opens the original)
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The Kingdom of Heaven (opens the original)
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Stylos converted (opens the original)
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