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weekly astrology musings (forecasts)from a neptunian childand mercury devoteemay you be surprised& entertained xoxothe feral feline theferalfeline.substack.com
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an honest self-humiliation ritual | TFF: sept 16 - 29 (opens the original)
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what’s up internet cunts? in this episode, i have deliciously combined two weeks into one hour. why? why did i switch things up? because, my friends, i am busy. i am a busy bee, buzzing all over the place. so i needed to take action NOW. before i get too busy and neglect the hive (this podcast) - are you following, or am i being too metaphorical? am i being “too neptunian” - as the astrologers say?? only one way to find out. look babes - being alive is a humiliation ritual. idk who said that fir
VENUS MUSING (part one: the aesthetic beginning) ft. jordan/goat (opens the original)
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what’s up venusian babes? this is a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE, featuring a dear friend of mine, jordan/goat. jordan is an astrologer, performance artist, and mystic visionary that dies into love on the daily. i am so honored to be her friend and, now, her creative collaborator <3. we planned on doing this podcast episode in one take - but venus had other plans. we humbly bowed to Her sweetness and ended up meeting 4ish times - BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT VENUS DOES BEST?!?! She creates and She relates. She
GIVE UP AND TAKE A BATH | TFF: sept 9 - 15 (opens the original)
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what’s up sluts? it’s a busy week there is TMI up in the SKY it’s time to take a bath and remember that you can’t get to the destination unless you pay attention to the details - okay? s l o w d o w n. slow down. and humble yourself wit the humiliation of being alive. okay? okay. take 10 deep breaths in the morning and cook yourself breakfast. it really is that simple. i promise. oh ! and don’t forget the Truth. that too - that’s here too. i love you in all your iterations, sydney paige the fera
rubbing your chakras before bed | TFF: sept 2 - 9 (opens the original)
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heyyyyy babe listening to myself speak is really uncomfortable i fucking hate it and so i do it every week because something about it is also incredibly fun. i’m ovulating and i can’t tell if i have a crush or i just wanna fuck. i can’t stop overthinking. i’m analyzing everything i do because it’s virgo season. and i didn’t rub my chakras before bed last night. xoxo, the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe
a cosmic swirl of verbal language | TFF: aug 26 - sept 1 (opens the original)
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hello my loves today is a very special day aka: my birthday jk my birthday was yesterday 8/24/1999 but today! today - today this podcast is released and we have a partial lunar eclipse in Pisces and a mercury cazimi in Virgo so like - it’s a cosmic swirl of verbal language. okay? okay. xoxo the feral feline Get full access to the feral feline at theferalfeline.substack.com/subscribe
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