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Why are your creatives not media literate? (opens the original)
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When I was a kid, I used to spend my summer’s and nights after school at my nan’s. I didn’t really like it a lot of the time because I’d often have to cart all my toys over to hers, there were never any other kids there to hang out with (except my many, MANY male cousins with undiagnosed ADHD), and I’d often be left for hours in front of the TV. <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R2iW!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fs
37 unpopular opinions (opens the original)
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I am a big fan of learning about people’s unpopular opinions. I think that’s how you really get to know a person. People often like to hide their weird and ugly sides at all costs; so keen to paint themselves in the best light possible. Not me. <source type="
All the articles I never wrote this summer (opens the original)
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My Substack turned 3 this year, which is somewhat bittersweet as it’s become a project that I have sorely neglected of late. <img alt="So for once in life, I didn’t and got First Class Degree. Roll on Graduation Day bitches!" class="sizin
Why we all loved Dolly Parton so much (opens the original)
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A queen has died. Legendary country-singer and songwriter Dolly Parton left this mortal plane at the age of 80 on 25 August - and the world is just a little less brighter for it. <img alt="Dolly Parton holding a Kitten, 1970s. : r/aww" class="sizing
Proof of a life lived: why physical media is our last honest archive (opens the original)
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The idea for this piece all started when I learned that my late aunt’s husband had sold and melted down all of her jewellery. She died 3 years ago, and while it’s understandable that holding onto knick-knacks and old clothes may be burdensome, jewellery tends to be deeply personal and extremely sentimental, even if the items have no value. <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yYDx!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstac
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