HeyJaredThe Cult of Ron & Brian
A wide-ranging discussion of current events, topics, and politics by two former college radio station talk show hosts reunited 25+ years later. Meant to make you laugh - and think. Comments welcome!
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- Sep 28, 2026
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The Last Mask Mandate Standing (opens the original)
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This week's episode is a wild ride from the toilet to the tailgate. A divorce coach says men are "weaponizing pooping," a 76-year-old Florida man proudly shows a deputy his rum cup (and then admits to the cocaine), and a lesbian bar in Massachusetts gets boycotted for daring to go mask-optional one night a week. Tim Tebow hits the brakes on a Christian money seminar accused of fleecing the faithful, a credit union CEO loses her job over a ChatGPT "Lake America" joke, and a Wisconsin brewery that
Soiled Legs, Soiled Reputations (opens the original)
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🚨 THIS WEEK: The FBI defends bestiality hires, Macklemore gets kicked off Ed Sheeran's tour for saying two words, a mom admits to sleeping with her son "only about 100 times," and a Hyrox athlete finishes a race mid-diarrhea. Yeah, it's one of THOSE weeks. We're covering it all this episode — the political, the depraved, and the "how is this a real headline" stories that make up your weekly dose of chaos. In this episode: 🗽 A Rochester man wins his First Amendment lawsuit after DHS treated his f
Five Grand, Zero Plan (opens the original)
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This week: a mom goes to jail for letting her kid walk to a pond, a Wendy's manager ties an employee to the counter, and newly released 9/11 documents reveal officials knew the air was toxic all along. Plus — Trump complains a 9/11 hero is more famous than him, pitches a $5,000 check his own party hates, and blames Ukraine for diesel prices. A "Karen" accuses a dad of trafficking his own kid, a flood-dodging driver threatens a homeowner with Parkinson's, a nurse is accused of trying to exorcise
Donkey Down & Duct Taped Dunces (opens the original)
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This week: a Georgia police officer shoots a donkey mid-search for a missing child, George Santos picks up his first-ever lifetime ban from a betting platform, and a drunk Arizona realtor gets duct-taped to his airline seat after a slur-filled meltdown — and loses his job days later. Plus: a Halloween game quietly deletes a mini-game nobody should've greenlit in the first place, the Tupac Shakur murder finally gets a conviction three decades later, California's infamous "serial butt sniffer" is
Happy Birthday, Wheelchair (opens the original)
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This week: a fake Instagram "abortion announcement" splits the internet, Tulsa finally catches its mysterious thong-and-shower-cap vandal, the ex-deputy who killed Sonya Massey dies in prison, Meta pays $18 billion to make its addiction problem go away, a Delco fire chief's racist road-rage rant catches up with him in court, 49ers owner Jed York gets caught in a $140 prostitution sting, a Missouri fire chief's year-long murder cover-up finally cracks, a Rutgers dean gets busted for upskirt video
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