HeyJaredThe Cosmic Almanac
Features astrology forecasts, horoscopes, essays, and musings about everything in the cosmos.
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Truth Exposed: 2026 Mercury in Scorpio Spills ALL The Tea (opens the original)
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Mars in Leo Brings the Heat—And the Trouble (opens the original)
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Libra Season 2026: What Every Sign Needs to Know (opens the original)
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Frustration, Friction, and Extreme Irritability (opens the original)
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Feeling a seething friction and frustration right now? That’s this week’s astrology. Though we start off on a motivating note, thanks to a helpful interplay between the Sun and Mars, irritation is brewing between Venus (planet of pleasure, ease, connection) and Pluto (planet of control, depths, and going deep), which has us feeling all sorts of edgy. Yay. Delusional Neptune also meets up with Pluto for a brief moment of inspiration that can help you dream up an ideal version of your life, but th
Your 2026 Venus in Scorpio Horoscope (opens the original)
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