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Truth or Satire?: Are You There, God? It’s Me, Reality. (opens the original)
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Welcome back to Truth or Satire?, the game where knowing a lot about current events mostly means knowing that absolutely nothing can be dismissed on vibes anymore.Five headlines. Some are true. Some are not. Some have been through the internet’s industrial context-removal machine. Make your picks, then see whether your instincts still work in modern society.SCORE YOURSELF4–5/5: Congratulations. You can still distinguish reality from whatever this is. Please remain available for consultation.2–3/
The Primary Should Narrow the Field. It Should Not Narrow the Voter. (opens the original)
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The Last Shopping Cart (opens the original)
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The shopping carts at Miller’s Market had developed what Ruth Miller called “an adventurous spirit.”<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="971" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!52Z7!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_
Sunday Funnies: (opens the original)
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It has been a week. I have thoughts, but none of them have survived contact with the timeline.So… to the cartoons! Welcome to the Sunday Funnies.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="582" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!1YEk!,w_1456,c_li
I Almost Chickened Out at Turkey Fest (opens the original)
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I went to Eldon’s 40th Turkey Fest with a microphone and a sentence I wasn’t quite sure how to say.“Hi, I’m Tony. I’m a local storyteller.”That sounds fine until you’re standing in front of a stranger, trying to explain what you mean by trading stories. A few people gave me a look. A few said no, and that was all right. Then somebody would stop, remember something, and the festival around us would fall away for a minute.My dad was there. He cooked turkey legs at the first Turkey Fest and could s
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