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Dedicated to the San Jose Sharks. Game recaps, commentary, and everything else Teal.
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Player and Standings Prediction (opens the original)
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Predictions for Every player on Goals, Assists, Minutes, and More! Plus, where do I have the Sharks finishing in the standing this year.
Goalies, Bold Predictions, and More (opens the original)
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Finishing the roster breakdown with the Goalies, then we look at what I'm excited for this season, what I'm most worried about, and then we project the Top 10 most impactful players for this year. Finally, BOLD predictions for the up and coming season.
Defensive Pairings, PP, and PK Projections (opens the original)
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I breakdown this year's re-vamped D and what the PP1, PP2 and PK should look like.
Roster Breakdown for This Year's Forward Lines (opens the original)
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I breakdown what I think the forward lines should look like and why.
Graf's Deal-28/29 Cap Review-Trouba/Nurse (opens the original)
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Let's talk about Graf's new deal, rundown the 28/29 season salary cap, and take a look at the two new Dmen, Trouba and Nurse.
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