HeyJaredThe Chino & Homeboy Podcast
A couple of seemingly dim witted Navy Veterans turned potheads that crave King Taco and theophilosologicalize different topics of the day, week, year... ever.
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#296 - Happy 9/11!!!! (opens the original)
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Happy 9/11, assholes. It’s another Sacrilegious Sunday, and absolutely nothing is sacred.This week, Chino and Homeboy bounce from sex, relationships, and questionable life advice into celebrity cheating, divorce, testosterone, circumcision, rejection, conspiracy rabbit holes, and enough 9/11 talk to get everybody placed on at least one government watchlist.We get into the internet’s obsession with women’s bodies, a woman claiming anal sex can fix your chakras, the supposed “rule of thumb” for pe
#295 - The Revolution Will Be Live Streamed (opens the original)
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We begin this informational seminar in the most responsible way possible: ghost nuts, fake conjoined-twin porn, and several questions nobody needed answered.From there, Chino and Homeboy somehow stumble into an actual conversation about AI, context, labels, prompt injection, and why changing how information is framed can change what an AI does with it.Then the veterans take over.We get into the phrase “you knew what you signed up for,” life aboard Navy ships, shitty living conditions, discipline
#294 - Kneel Before Our AI Overlords (opens the original)
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It’s Sacrilegious Sunday, Hey Jones is apparently dead for the day, and Chino and Homeboy somehow turn a conversation about church into nearly three hours of Highlander, artificial intelligence, quantum computing, evolution, fucked-up dog breeding, writing, authorship, and the increasingly useless question: “Was this written by AI?” We start by trying to figure out why Immortals can’t fight on holy ground in Highlander, whether Highlander II actually exists, what the Quickening has to do with Po
#293 - Bye, Bye, U.S. Navy (opens the original)
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This week, Chino, Homeboy and the crew go from family drama and dating etiquette straight into the glorious logistical nightmare that is the United States military. After debating what kids should call stepparents, whether ghosting somebody is ever justified, and accidentally starting beef between Chino and ChatGPT, we get into the real meat of the episode: **the Navy, military logistics, shipboard conditions, aircraft carriers, destroyers, and what happens when the people making military decisi
#292 - R.I.P. MAGA (opens the original)
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Another Sacrilegious Sunday, and this one goes places. We start with the deteriorating conditions aboard the USS *Abraham Lincoln*, Navy logistics, military leadership, the conflict with Iran, and what happens when the people making life-and-death decisions aren't held to anything resembling the standards imposed on the people actually doing the work. That leads directly into Homeboy's presidential platform: security clearances for federal candidates, age and term limits, health and competency s
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