HeyJaredTHE BLUEPRINT
Girl attempts to answer age old question, can she handle the seasons of her life?
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a full moon guide from a baby witch (opens the original)
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I think we should all be living in accordance to the moon and her cycles. But especially women. I started taking it seriously a few years ago and if I’m being honest, it might be the most impactful shift I’ve made in my life. I’ll never forget sobbing in on the floor of my bathroom on a random night in 2022. (On some Trisha Paytas type of shit.) I was so distraught until I looked up at my window and saw a ball of light filling my room with a melancholy glow. Oh. right. it’s a full moon.This awar
CREATE THE LIFE YOU WANT (opens the original)
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Whimsy is the buzzword of the moment, but it’s just another name for something we all know and yearn for more of. Magic. Ecstasy. Pleasure. Wonder. 10 years ago during the Instagram era, we called it romanticizing. Romanticizing your life. Casting yourself as the main character through heavily filtered photo presets. I was on the front lines of this movement. A true pioneer of the cinematic slow motion running montage. But it went deeper than aesthetics for me. It was the core message of the bra
thank goodness! (opens the original)
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I've been pretty doom and gloom on here for the last few private posts, so I wanted to switch things up (for both of our sakes.) I’m trying to be…more positive. I really am.When you’re really down and out, the first thing people usually tell you to do is count your blessings. But when you wake up every morning with a pounding heart and an overwhelming s… Read more
my baby just learned how to walk. I learned how to get back on my feet (opens the original)
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what actually helped this month (opens the original)
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If you don’t believe in astrology after those two back to back eclipses, you’re a lost cause. Because damn. Are any of us okay??Personally, it was brutal. I’ve been telling you guys for a while but I feel like this summer was the payout for my grief. After Sully was born, I was in survival mode. I had the ability to bypass a lot of emotions out of the need to properly care for my children. It worked for a while. But slowly over the last year, my grief has crept up, waiting to be felt. Like a bal
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