HeyJaredThe Blank with Carlos & Ryan.
Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture.
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- Aug 21, 2026
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- Jul 31, 2026
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The Show Goes On: Summers' on it's way out. (opens the original)
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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the CNE's signal to Toronto's end of summer, Toronto Basketball news has been up and down, and how Lupe Fiasco is the greatest rapper of all time (Ryan's words, not Carlos's.) If you ever meet a Chess content creator, play them on live stream and lose? Don't embarrass yourself forever. Donell or Joe, who you got? The boys are off next week but tune in for the week after for their update on the greatest concert of all time (you can tell Ryan wrote this).
Love is Blind: The Blank Edition. (opens the original)
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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode childhood actors (bad and good), interesting YouTube documentaries, and blaming parents for their children's bad choices (screw Roblox). So they're putting a petition together to get Carlos to sign up for Love is Blind Canada, claims to be the best villain the show has ever seen. Tune in for 2nd part of this episode to see what requirements Ryan and Carlos gotta be and look like to sign up (don't tell the marketing director).
Where not to take a first date. (opens the original)
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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's rant on late-stage capitalism continues, the top 28 places not to take a first date (Cheesecake Factory is a good place for a date, and the dark side of Hollywood. Don't go to Reddit for dating advice, unless you're looking for the worst of the worst or Edge Lords (not to get it confused with edging). Rogers, don't cancel Ryan's internet but you're still the worst. Tune in next week for another dating rant from Carlos (or a good story, we'll see)
Airplanes, Holidays, & LeBron: We’re back after a month. (opens the original)
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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode why they were off for so long, their recent trips, and LeBron’s latest decision. While Mexico was serving up Bull-Dogs and Tacos, Halifax was providing Lobster and Scallops. They gave Some Peoples Kids to someone they never thought they would of, VISA deserved it though. We’re back and back for good (at least we think so), see y’all all summer. Caribana weekend!!!!
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