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Stories, laughs, and life—jump in the portal and enjoy the ride.Honest moments, that signature Storts humor, and the kind of storytelling the everyday person can connect with.
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Family Matters: Divorce Through a Child’s Eyes | Ep #78 (opens the original)
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My parents divorced when I was 10. I had so many questions, blamed myself and couldn’t understand why. Now, I’m watching friends and family experience divorce with kids caught in the middle—and my first thought is always about them. If your children won’t open up, remember: they’re listening and watching. Keep showing them love and showing them you’re trying. I also review the incredible new Erykah Badu album produced by The Alchemist and share a bachelor-party story involving Eric Lindros and E
Next-Life Training Theory | Ep #77 - Purpose, AI Takeover & What Could Have Been? (opens the original)
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The Next-Life Training Theory suggests that each lifetime unknowingly prepares us for the next, carrying our abilities forward until we fulfil our ultimate purpose. This idea came to me while running and wondering why we work so hard if we eventually turn to dust. Maybe it was inspired by Daemon or recent discussions about AI and human extinction—but I had to explore it. I also reflect on a single moment that changed the course of my life. What moment changed yours? Life can be one funny dude, c
Bone Thugs-N-Golfing | Ep #76 - Muskoka Bachelor Party & 9/11 Memories (opens the original)
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My best friend is getting married, and we spent his bachelor party at an incredible Muskoka cottage on the water. I left feeling blessed, proud, and inspired after a competitive weekend of foosball, ping pong, pickleball—and even a little golf. There was also a dock, a little too much green, and Pickleball TV. I’m sharing the full weekend, my 9/11 story as we approach the 25th anniversary, and one more question: do you believe in Sasquatch? Catch new episodes of The Ben Stortini Show every Frida
Hey Mambo! | Ep #75 - A Monkey Named Scarface, Pink Cadillacs & Real Magic (opens the original)
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Imagine, if you will… Parkdale, Toronto, around 2003. It’s one or two in the morning, and a real wiseguy at the Cadillac Lounge asks us if we want to join them at a backyard party. Naturally, we oblige. When we arrive, the backyard looks like a scene from a dream: a giant treehouse, lights everywhere, and a Home Alone-style wire running from the treehouse to an upstairs bedroom. But it’s what we discover inside that bedroom that will stay with me forever. Speaking of the Cadillac Lounge, I also
Time Travellin’ | Dufferin Bus Chaos, One-of-a-Kind People & Blue Iversons | Ep #74 (opens the original)
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This episode is a journey through time, Toronto and the strange dimensions in between. While training for my next race, I crossed paths with three unforgettable people who seemed like travellers from the future—sent back to remind us to live freely and be ourselves. Then we jump through a portal to Toronto in 2009, where a hot summer ride on the Dufferin bus gets very messy. From there, we travel further into the past for a pre-9/11 border-shopping adventure involving the original blue-tipped Iv
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