HeyJaredThe Beaverton Weekly Report
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts their knowledge of the news to the test in a very important quiz where the stakes couldn't be lower.
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- Sep 23, 2026
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Liberal Strike Omnibusters (opens the original)
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"Standing up to Trump's aggression, one strike bust at a time." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest Jocelyn Geddie) talk about Carney using the Trade War to govern even further to the right than Harper, Trump's anger over Canada's non-deal to not join the EU, and his disastrous attempt to import Belarussian Potash. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the shittiest way to win a race. If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also breaks down the chaos going on in
Canada For Sale, Lightly Used (opens the original)
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We're back baby! Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Megan MacKay) recap the Trade War developments that happened during our hiatus, break down Carney's plan to sell Canada for parts and discuss strategies for waiting out Trump until his term ends (or IT happens). Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the nerdy thing that Canada is best in the world at. If you'd like an Extended Cut that also examines Carney's plan to make Canada an "associate member" of the EU, check us out on
Who Says Conservatives Aren't Patriotic? Mostly Other Conservatives (opens the original)
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"I love my country. I just don't like anything about it!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Janel Comeau) talk about the latest in the Trade War, the debate about whether Conservatives are patriotic enough to stand up to Trump and Carney breaking with Ford over the Billy Bishop airport expansion. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz uncovers the latest way billionaires are planning to end Democracy. If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Netanyahu's visit with Trump, check
Trump Asks If He Can Tariff Canadian Wildfire Smoke (opens the original)
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"We've tariffed everything else!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and special guest Diana McCallum) talk about Trump releasing a truly random list of Canadian goods to be tariffed, US politicians showing their whole ass about Canadian wildfires, and Carney caving over the Gordie Howe bridge. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the only downside to cannibalism.
When Trump Closes A Straight, He Opens A Bridge (opens the original)
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"As long as he gets his cut." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Megan MacKay) talk about the Gordie Howe Bridge deal, Poilievre's fight with members of his own party, and Carney choosing to "engage" with Saudi Arabia's money. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best map of all time. If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about the war with Iran version 3.0 check us out on Patreon.
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