HeyJaredThe Bathwater Sports Podcast
Premier League takes, parlays, world football gossip, and enough bad predictions to sink a superyacht. Bring a towel.
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Episode 24 - United have low T (opens the original)
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The boys are back to break down Matchweek 5 of the Premier League, and somebody needs to get Manchester United’s testosterone levels checked. Arsenal and Chelsea both fall victim to the Premier League’s Bermuda Triangle of Bournemouth, Brentford, and Brighton. City take Sunderland to the woodshed, Villa handle Tottenham, and Manchester United… drew with Fulham. We break down all the action, ask which teams should actually be worried, and conduct a wellness check on Marc as his relationship with
Episode 23 - The Dalot Ban (opens the original)
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Marc has finally had enough with Manchester United — and honestly, who can blame him? The boys are back to conduct yet another completely unnecessary autopsy of the world’s most confusing football club. What the hell is actually wrong with United? Just how bad is Diogo Dalot? And how did City walk away with the Manchester derby? Elsewhere, we give some much-deserved love to the mighty Hull City and Leeds, before checking in on the winless clubs and asking the most important question in football:
Episode 21 - Running in Place (opens the original)
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The transfer window is CLOSED, the money has been spent, and absolutely nobody is willing to admit their club had a bad summer. This week, the boys break down all the Premier League transfer chaos: Who actually won the window? Do Manchester United lack ambition, a plan, or both? Did Villa cook... or just move some money around? Did Arsenal finally get better enough™? Plus, we lock in our FINAL Top 6 predictions — no edits, no excuses, and definitely no deleting the receipts in May. And with the
Episode 20 - De Zerbi sacked by Christmas and Other Overreactions (opens the original)
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Title: Week One and We’re Already Overreacting One week of Premier League football is officially in the books—which means it’s time to draw sweeping conclusions from 90 minutes of evidence. Did we wildly overrate Tottenham? What does Liverpool still need before the transfer window slams shut? Are Chelsea actually frightening again? Did Michael Carrick deceive us all? And is Aston Villa right to keep backing Unai Emery—or are they financing his beautiful descent into madness? The Bathwater Sports
Episode 19 - 26/27 Premier League Preview (opens the original)
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preview the upcoming Premier League season. Who takes home the Golden Boot? Who’s our Newcomer of the Year? Who grabs the Champions League spots? And which prediction will age so badly that we pretend this episode never happened? Bold predictions, questionable analysis, unnecessary confidence, and much more. The Premier League is back—and unfortunately, so are we. So keep it locked in right here for what's set to be a wild PL season
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