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Did you know liking tennis is one of the main signs you may be a homosexual? Neither did we, but since every gay person we know likes tennis, we decided to make a podcast about it.
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Honey Deuce and Honey Don'ts - with Reid Rohling (opens the original)
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Join Paul and Reid for our US Open Recap show. We’re bringing you the honey dues, honey dudes, honey news, and honey feuds of the tournament. We start off with a speed round of Name that Butt and our Lobsbians including the first final ever between two game men. And yes of course the Nipplelodeon that was the Open this year. And at least one of us was ok when the girls were covered. We unpack the dominance that was Elena Rybakina and debate what Sabalenka needs to do to get back to number 1. On
The Bally Pardons - with Reid Rohling (opens the original)
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Today’s show is a special one in honor of Dolly Parton. Paul is joined by tennis super fan and GRUNT member Reid Rohling as we get ready for the final slam of the year, the US Open. We play New Balls Please to probe Reid on just how gay he is for tennis. And we round up our lobsbians which straddle everything from changeover beers to men’s makeovers. We recap Cincinnati with our WKRP run down and then we turn our attention to the US Open. We debate if the Mixed Doubles really counts as a slam, w
Canda Dry - with Myles David (opens the original)
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On today’s show Paul is joined by Myles David, the creator of Tuned into Tennis as we recap the latest, greatest, and gayest in tennis. Catch up with our Lobsbians including the bizarro schedule of the National Bank Open and the proliferation of men in sports bras. And we recap all the highlights and lowlights with Up Sets, Upsets, and Upset. Plus we have a brand new case for Cross Court, where it’s Ca-Nada versus Can-Ada and we decide what needs to happen to save the fate of the tournament.
The Oh-DC, with Ivy Pochoda (opens the original)
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Join us on an Odyssey through the tours and while we put the diss in Odysseus. Ivy Pochoda is back to flex her classical Greek muscles as we explore the Isle of Lobsbos to find the things that made us gayer for tennis. Hint, it’s everything Jelena Ostapenko is doing on social media. Plus we cover the 250s and all the new winners in That’s So Hades and we debate what puts the Ick in Icarus more - the Alcaraz cornrows or Taylor Townsend’s mixed doubles announcement for the US Open. We also talk ab
A Czech-off - with Kedzie Teller (opens the original)
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This Wimbledon served up plenty of hits, with a few misses, and some twists and turns that kept us on the edge of our seat. We laughed, we cried, it was better than Cats. Kedzie Teller is back to break down all the action, from our Lobsbians that straddle Andy Roddick, diving divas, and Sabine Lisicki. To our tournament highlights that had us in tears whether it was Alex Eala’s chubby cheeks or Noskova’s tribute to mom or the surprising hometown hero Arthur Fery. And Jannik Sinner cements his st
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