HeyJaredThe Balanced Blonde
Stream of consciousness on, well, everything. Book writing, spirituality, motherhood, influencing, peptides & wellness overall, being a (psychic) human. Can't wait to share it all xx
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14 years, a public cancellation, lyme, two babies, and i'm still here (opens the original)
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hi to my faves! i’ve been posting a lot recently about how i quantum leapt into this whole new era of my life—in other words, how i quadrupled my following this year (and my income along with it), healed my lifelong chronic illness, lost 30 lbs of inflammation, instilled boundaries, enhanced my friendships and really started prioritizing reciprocal energy, the list goes on. which is why i think it’s of the utmost importance (!!) that i do this post today, all about how i have built a successful
nobody believes me, but i eat more on a glp-1 than ever before (opens the original)
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let’s talk about the elephant in the room…i’ve been microdosing a glp-1 for over a year now, which i have been very open about and will continue to be because there is zero shame in doing what you need to do for your health (!!), and i’ve shared so many of the benefits when it comes to autoimmune healing, putting lyme into remission, relieving my lifelong chronic pain, and so much more.but what i haven’t shared as much about because it’s far more taboo and i am not taking this
releasing people, patterns, and versions of myself i outgrew: how i turned my substack into a $400k/year career (opens the original)
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my favorite humans! i woke up to a huge milestone this morning and it prompted a whole host of reflections that ended up turning into today’s essay. this post is free, because i genuinely want it to reach everyone it can. we are in a new era where quantum leaping into our absolute dream reality and letting the old shit die is more possible than ever before—and that’s because we’re living in the new paradigm.and i feel that those of us who have already made that leap have a duty to share how the
the love code is here: your venus + 5th house + mars + a surprise... (opens the original)
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my loves! happy monday! IT’S HERE. THE CODE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR. out of every code i’ve ever built for you, this is the one people ask me for the most. not money. not frequency. not abundance or expansion or becoming limitless. although, we love those too. ;) but underneath it all, everyone wants to learn more about the quantum astrology of love. how you love, why you love the way you do, why the same pattern keeps finding you across every relationship you’ve ever been in whether you wanted
jesus was a pleiadian, and i'm going to tell you why (opens the original)
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i’m the first to admit, for the first many decades of my life, i didn’t believe in jesus. like, at all.i was raised jewish, had a bat mitzvah, learned to read hebrew and studied the torah, yet beyond those weekly sunday school sessions that stopped after i turned 13, i wouldn’t say i was a religious person. always a spiritual person, but never religious.whenever i heard people talking about jesus like he was some real person that existed 2,000 years ago, i cringed for them. i honestly thought th
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