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Hello! This is Bonbon and these are just the ramblings of a pretentious high school student with a passion for art history but cursed with AP Chem
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Big Kid Art Analysis #2 (opens the original)
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It’s that time of the year again when I feel awfully single. I’m not exactly the poetic type, so I intend to channel all of my emotionally constipated mental prowess into decoding the peak of pretentiousness- French art. In all its pink-bow, filly-laced glory. Stay with me here, people.Thanks for reading The Art Hoe Archives! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.<input class="email-input" name="email"
An Artist's First Love Poem (opens the original)
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I have never written a love poem before-If you can even call this one.I am no poet.So here’s what I would tell you if this were a real love poemand I were a real poet:I love the dip between your nose and your lips,The slight drop and the raiseThe softness and the warmth(Have I told you how I want to press my thumb there?)My favorite part to drawWhen my teacher had us practicing My biology teacher had told me once that it was the symbol of perfectionthe clear line where our mother met our fatherI
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