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- Sep 30, 2026
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Ch 48: A New Use For Duct Tape (opens the original)
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Audiobook Ch 48: A New Use For Duct Tape (opens the original)
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The Apocalypse Will Still Have Coffee continues with the latest audiobook instalment. The written chapter will also land in subscribers’ inboxes a day after this goes live.Enjoy.-Written and Read by Tim HawkenIntro/Outro Music by The Mojo Corner. Read more
What I Learned Recording My Own Audiobook (opens the original)
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I like reading with my ears. Driving, cleaning the house, making myself a cuppa. It transports me right into that other world. Audiobooks are epic.When I wrote The Apocalypse Will Still Have Coffee, I knew I wanted to give narrating my own book a go this time around. It was so much fun! The results turned out better than I hoped too. (You can listen to it now on Audible, or as part of your listening hours here if you have Spotify Premium.)I also learned a hell of a lot while doing it. Below are
Ch 47: The Battle of Dick Nose Silo (opens the original)
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Audiobook Ch 47: The Battle of Dick Nose Silo (opens the original)
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The Apocalypse Will Still Have Coffee continues with the latest audiobook instalment. The written chapter will also land in subscribers’ inboxes a day after this goes live.Enjoy.-Written and Read by Tim HawkenIntro/Outro Music by The Mojo Corner. Read more
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