HeyJaredThat Checks Out
A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!
- Indexed episodes, last 90 days
- 13
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- Sep 28, 2026
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- Jul 6, 2026
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Lobster Pants and Plane Trout (opens the original)
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The guys discuss how having “relations” while vacuuming will almost always result in divorce, when the scent of Wasabi can save your life, and why “porcupining” has an extremely low success rate.
Baby Gangsters and “Was the bear picking mushrooms?” (opens the original)
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The guys discuss how improperly gluing your hands to genitals can make for an uncomfortable car ride to the precinct, when throwing your baby over a fence incites endless support from onlookers, and why making sure your Uncle Bill always has a clean long-sleeved henley ensures you’ll never be without a drummer.
Intersection Breakfast and Deck Wiggly Wobbly (opens the original)
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The guys discuss why Damon could be guilty of harassment towards Ted if they recorded in the UK, when an ambulance ride and a reduced fine doesn’t get your groceries put away, and how dogs get premier seats at rock concerts at Sofi Stadium.
Dinglebrothers Barnum and Bailey Circus and A Poomba (opens the original)
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The guys discuss how tight mittens cause irreversible emotional scarring, when hygienically pressure washing your coin purse dictates that you always go second, and why beating a monkey at Monopoly still doesn’t get you out of buying dinner.
A Smiling Slit and “you don’t win a fight with a limp squirrel” (opens the original)
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The guys discuss why Damon believes his recent vacation photography expose may be the funniest thing he’s ever done, when it’s absolutely imperative that you leave your ruckus holstered, and how Polish storks can lead to free phone calls.
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