HeyJaredSwordboys - Cut x Cut
We're talking about your favorite sword movies! Your childhood comes alive as we break down these movies cut by cut.
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Deathstalker 3 Part 3 - Nature's Straw (opens the original)
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Call Officer Big Mac, because we are about to lock Big Howard up for crimes against screenwriting in the final cut of Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell! A depressed Niceas is captured and put through the gentlest interrogation. The Warriors are slurping through nature's straws and having a hard time adjusting to modern society. Mirinda returns only to have her fate sealed in a blanket (since there's no aluminium foil). Troxartes is having the time of his life until he has a final battle wi
Deathstalker 3 Part 2 - Forest Potato Ladies (opens the original)
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Potatoes! They are what WE eat in Cut 2 of Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell! Deathstalker is popular with the ladies as always - he gets to horse-shack it up with Mirinda the potato farmer's daughter, squabble with Elizena: Whinier Princess and fail repeatedly to seduce Camisarde. Meanwhile, Troxartes is just serving fits, giving Bela Lugosi eyes, and bringing Madame energy. Slay queen.Runtime: 00:28:24 - 00:56:35
Next Time - Highlander 3 on Patreon (opens the original)
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We're trying something new, here is a snippet of e of our episodes over on patreon where we allow the wheel to choose our net movie. Spoilers, it's Highlander 3! Join in today patreon.com/swordboys to sign up today for HOURS of other movies we can't cover in the main feed.
Deathstalker 3 Part 1 - The Sorcerer Shmata (opens the original)
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Grab a Corona, because we're headed to Mexico for the third installment in Rick's Revenge Season! Big Howard is back and he brought a lot of original ideas like our hero having a magical friend who holds on to his cup, an evil wizard conspiring with a hot lady, a magic gem, twin princesses with wildly different attitudes, pools of water to spy on the protagonists, and locations seen in other movies! Is this the worst Deathstalker, or will this movie redeem itself by the end? Find out in Cut One
Deathstalker 2 Part 3 - Soup Boys (opens the original)
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Soup's on! Cut 3 of Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans starts with a SwordBoy staple. A lackluster swordfight follows, but at least we get to go to Jarek's sex rave after. One epileptic sex scene later, Deathstalker and Bachelor Party head into the castle, where Deathstalker has an extended meeting with Bachelor Party 2.This all leads to a huge battle between Jarek's guards and the Amazonians, and a pretty great final battle between our problematic fave and his foppish nemesis.NEXT UP: DEATHSTA
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