HeyJaredStretching the Metaphorical Cello
Elisabeth Aimee Brown chats about books and cellos (metaphorically)
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I Have Feelings In The Fall (opens the original)
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I’m writing this from my desk in my new office. And by new office, I mean that this summer I forced my husband to rearrange three rooms’ worth of furniture so the unused bedroom upstairs could be the new playroom, and the old playroom could be the new guest room, and the old guest room could be a library/school room/office. (I still say “my new office” even though it will be multi-functional because, quite simply put, I am a greedy guts.)There was a desk in here when it was just the guest room,
Hands in the Dirt & Head in the Clouds (opens the original)
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Guess what, it is August, and you know what that means in my neck of the cornfields: TOMATO TIME. <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="405.2637362637363" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iM3u!,w_1456,c_
$0.99 Cozy Fantasy Sale (opens the original)
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It’s summer! You’re hot! You want to relax on your porch swing with a glass of sweet tea and a new cozy fantasy book!Wow are we on the same wavelength or what, because here I am with a special promotion for you so you can do just that. <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1350" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!rkU4!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubst
In Which You Use Your Imagination (opens the original)
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Listen. I was going to make a Very Nice Collage of June Things to put as the header of this email and it was going to have pictures of the Lady Agatha Tea Party library event I participated in, my garden and hollyhocks, a bookish craft I did, and Realm Makers highlights, but Canva is not syncing the way I want it to and I have already spent too much time on it so instead of a graphic you will get to use your imaginations. Ok? Ok. It was a lovely month, the highlight of which was the Realm Makers
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