HeyJaredStories From The Toyshelf
Every toy in my collection has a story, how I came upon it, why I bought it or even just some random or obscure bit of info about it.
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The Other Triple Changer (opens the original)
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The Story of the OTHER Decepticon Triple Changer.I always thought of Astrotrain as one of the least exciting of TRANSFORMERS—standing next to a flashy tank-jet like Blitzwing, hauling cargo as a steam engine just felt a little second-rate. But there’s a massive difference between grabbing headlines on the battlefield and actually keeping an entire planetary invasion moving. From Japanese bullet train history and Diaclone origins to Marvel UK lore, cartoon coups, and decades of collectible plasti
Living In The Gray (opens the original)
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The Story of the Masters of the Universe figure nobody — not even Mattel — could ever quite figure out.I'm diving deep into MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE ZODAC — the toy that was designed as a hero, packaged as a villain, and somehow spent over 40 years never quite picking a side. From a last-minute factory floor kitbash in 1981, to a DC Comics cosmic drifter, a Filmation mystery man, and a full-blown Council of Elders mythology, I trace how one action figure's identity crisis became one of the most q
The Cost Of Power (opens the original)
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The Story of a Decepticon who was built to break the enemy... and ended up breaking himself.TRANSFORMERS BLITZWING isn't just some jet-tank combo they slapped together to sell more plastic in '85 — he's the rare Triple Changer whose gimmick actually makes sense, and the character concept that got weirder, sadder, and more fascinating with every continuity that touched him. From his Diaclone origins in Japan to his cartoon debut, his Marvel comic afterlife (and after-afterlife), and that one Anim
The Last Resort (opens the original)
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The Story of the Autobot built for the moments when absolutely everything has already gone horribly wrong.From TRANSFORMERS OMEGA SUPREME'S bizarre origins as a giant motorized base to the surprisingly tragic history he's accumulated across cartoons, comics, and nearly every corner of the Transformers universe, I take a look at the many lives of Omega Supreme — and why this towering last line of defense might be carrying more baggage than his size would suggest. Betrayal, destruction, ancient wa
When Two Become One (opens the original)
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The story about how a 1980s toy-aisle compromise turned into Eternia's most capable hero.Long before she became the legendary warrior guardian of Castle Grayskull, Masters of the Universe Teela started out as a Mattel marketing panic that accidentally birthed an icon. Join me as I dive into the wild behind-the-scenes history of He-Man’s right-hand warrior—from Mark Taylor’s dual-character sketch mashups and weird minicomic clone lore to Filmation childhood crushes, DC’s cosmic goddess power-ups,
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