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Households urged to stock up on emergency supplies (opens the original)
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I don’t want to panic anyone but have you done all your end-of-world preparation shopping yet? You can’t leave it till the night before like you do with Christmas shopping. Defence Secretary, Wes Streeting, who is in charge of how this nation would cope in a war, has been telling households to stock up on emergency supplies. That’s a good sign, right? The advice includes things such as a torch, an in-car phone charger, warm clothes and blankets, high-visibility clothing, jump leads, food and dri
Why the Government’s latest smoking crackdown is hard to get worked up over (opens the original)
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In April, it became illegal in perpetuity for anyone born after January 1, 2009, to buy tobacco products. The last person legally allowed to buy a cigarette will be the last person born in 2008. One day some old guy in a care home will be the only one who still smokes till it catches up with him. That should be enough to end smoking, right? The Department of Health and Social Care is now consulting on forcing cigars into plain packaging. They’re hidden away in a cupboard and they can’t have any
Men only: The beach where dads can dodge parenting for a day (opens the original)
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We’re used to news stories about borders on a beach, but not like this. Pedocin beach in Trieste has a wall down the middle, sticking out into the sea, men on one side, women on the other. It hit the news is because a fight broke out when someone tried to get to the other side and since then there has been a debate about the merits of sex-segregated beaches. You can understand why sunbathing women might prefer to nod off on a topless beach without men wearing sunglasses so they can have a good l
Apocalypse? Alien invasion? No, just put the barbecue away (opens the original)
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Did your phone suddenly make a scary noise recently? You have now been warned by the state that you are not allowed to set fire to things. Some could argue that not starting dangerous fires is generally good advice that most of us live by anyway, but the UK has seen a lot of devastating wildfires in the dry heatwaves. If you didn’t get an alert, I don’t know what to tell you. Looks like you haven’t been selected to be one of the people saved when the apocalypse hits. Millions of phones went off
Pub chain blocks spy specs in victory for embarrassing drinkers everywhere (opens the original)
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It’s the battle of two massive brands: Facebook versus Wetherspoons. The two companies that between them caused most of the rows that ended up on The Jeremy Kyle Show. The pub chain has banned Meta smart glasses from its pubs. Meta owns Facebook and also makes these glasses with built-in cameras. Customers wearing them will be asked to turn off the cameras or leave. The claim is that the glasses enable 'surreptitious surveillance' and breach the general code that applies in their venues, which i
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