HeyJaredStantonland
Stantonland is a virtual amusement park whose attractions include sharp humor and a funhouse mirror reflecting life's absurdities.
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- Sep 29, 2026
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- Jul 28, 2026
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A Bucket of Poo and a Schlongful of Glue (opens the original)
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In this episode, Shelly Mazzanoble and I discuss a filthy, inter-trailer dispute and a man who took his incontinence problem into his own hands.Thank you to everyone who tuned in live!<div class="install-substack-a
The Genuine Torments of Virtual Meetings (opens the original)
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Horndog (opens the original)
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The Return Window with Guest Chris Stanton of Stantonland (opens the original)
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Hi, friends. You and your inbox are getting a double dose of me today. was kind enough to invite me to be her guest last night on the first episode of her new Substack Live, The Return Window. Rani writes , so the conversation was about various purchases we’ve made, both awesome and awful. We covered a lot of other ground as well, including a Costco confrontation, lab-grown diamonds, Ed Sheeran, and dozens of unwanted bags of chocolate chips. I know, I couldn’t believe that last one either. It w
Starring Kim Jong Un as Mary Poppins (opens the original)
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