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Three-Day Weekend (opens the original)
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Recently, I have read numerous reports detailing how Gen Z is turning its back on alcohol. Losers! Panicked about your fantasy football picks? There’s a crisis hotline for you. I’m kidding, of course. It does bring up the question, though: “What exactly are you doing during an extended weekend?” Wild horses sent to slaughter. The president suddenly finds cheap foreign meat. Nah, you’re not thinking what I’m thinking? As a proud representative of Gen X, I can say, without question, what you do on
Days of Bladder (opens the original)
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Real quick. Did we not just do an old-guy car-racing movie? Yeah, yeah, I know that was Brad Pitt and F1, and this is Tom Cruise and NASCAR. But, I’ll ask again. Did we not just do an old-guy car-racing movie? Coming Summer of 2028: Days of Thunder 2 starring Cruise and Anne Hathaway. Didn’t get her number, but you got her license plate? Find romance again, and again, with PlateMate. It was 1990 when Days of Thunder introduced us to Cole Trickle. If you’re keeping score, that was 36 years ago, a
Fantasy Football Crisis Hotline (opens the original)
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I’ve said this more than a few times. You want me in your fantasy football league. Why? Right around week three, I cease to give one, let alone two, fucks. Did your steak used to say, “Moo,” or “Nay?” Here’s a parody of the Stones’ “Wild Horses.” That being said, I still want to win. It’s why, like most fantasy football players, I stress out over the draft. I do research. In fact, this year, I ran all of my possible picks through ChatGPT. We’ll see how that goes. Now, for those that really do fr
Corporate Autumn (opens the original)
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The seasons used to be pretty simple. Winter goes from the end of Thanksgiving until April. Spring takes over until around June. Summer until Labor Day and then Autumn, circling back to Winter. Is that hamburger moo or nay? Hear a parody of “Wild Horses.” We, as humans, always muck it up. Christmas comes in July. Halloween trumps Thanksgiving. Summer used to end when the kids went back to school, but now they return to class mid-summer. It’s not that we don’t know when individual seasons begin a
Wild Horses (opens the original)
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Coincidence? Maybe. But can we put anything past the Trump Administration? The Bureau of Land Management (BLM) are agressively thinning wild horse herds across the west. Many are concerned those horses are being sold for slaughter. The Death Count Rises at Lake Mead. Sounds like a song to me. Meantime, the president announced a plan to inject 300,000 metric tons of foreign beef into American markets to ease soaring beef prices. Trump would not say what countries he had reached a deal with. Didn’
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