HeyJaredSophia is Voracious
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how to guest like the best (opens the original)
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For those wondering about the state of my hunt for an outfit for a wedding next week, I have ordered twelve bridesmaid dresses and hated them all. I picked one up from a stranger in Madison Square Park and I hope it fits! Someone should have words with the person who wrote the brief (it was me. I am, as I find myself so often, the problem).There are hundreds of books, courses, and services to make you into the consummate host, help you create a fail-safe run-of-show according to the moon-phase,
how to celebrate yourself (opens the original)
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Every successful content creator I’ve spoken to has told me I need to release more things in a series. I’ve responded the way I do to most authority figures: by ignoring them and assuming I know better. Here’s another thing out of order (because I felt like it!). Next time, I’ll be digging into more thoughts about weddings — how to be a good guest and how to give a toast that doesn’t suck.I got a <a href="https://www.blackanddecker.com/products/hnvc215b10?variant=43205391450333&country=US¤
I object (opens the original)
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Written while doom-scrolling The RealReal for the perfect bridesmaid’s dress. Yes, I’ve had 10 months to plan. Yes, I’ll be spending twice what I want and receiving it two weeks before the wedding. No, I don’t want to talk about it.Dearly Beloved,I cry at every wedding. Usually during the vows, sometimes with laughter during the maid of honor’s toast, and at least twice from unfortunate falls I’ve taken in impractical shoes, and once from hunger. I love love. I love weddings. There is nothing mo
stop trying to make everyone comfortable (opens the original)
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Here’s to hoping that the wave of the dopamine I’ll get from completing this task on Trello gets me through the rest of the week. Otherwise, I’ll be here doom-scrolling out-of-budget trashcans.The best part of any group hang is the moment someone crosses the line — a perfectly timed, inappropriate joke that becomes group chat fodder for years to follow. Or, even better, a confession that comes out of nowhere. People gasp, laugh nervous
how to become insufferable (opens the original)
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On Monday, I cut myself rather badly on a mandoline. As I was waiting for the kind doctor at Urgent Care to explain that I’d have a “foam patch” replacing ⅓ of my pinky for the next few weeks, I had a great idea for the chart of the week:<source type="imag
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