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- Jul 23, 2026
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I Don’t Care About Pangram (opens the original)
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I don’t care about Pangram, wanna know why? Because I don’t care what you say about my writing. You think I give a fuck what some rich tech company pays another rich tech company to tell me what to think about yours, or you about mine? LOL. If we need to drag posts through a machine before we decide whether we like them or think they’re a load of shit, that sounds like a fairly serious problem with our own heads, tbh.People used to call this reading. You read something, and it does whatever it d
Celine Dion Has Bangers: Part One—The dinner party (opens the original)
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I’ve said it before……and I’ll say it again. Celine Dion has bangers. Would you believe I’ve even lost friends over this, including one woman on here who saw this note, called me basic, and blocked me.Celine Dion has bangers.And I’m not offering this up as an opinion. I don’t have opinions because they require research and the possibility of being wrong. Saying Celine Dion has bangers is more like knowing that horses have long heads or that every retail manager is a coward.I used to be more pat
Some Friendships Only Work When Life Is Easy (opens the original)
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Brenda has cancelled all plans today because of the heatwave and taken to languishing in a lukewarm bath. Her phone lights up when the text lands. Her friend Leta wants to know how she is.Not great. Ray’s in hospital and Mum’s struggling and I’ve spent all day trying to find a commode that doesn’t make the living room look like imminent death. How about you? XxThen she waits for her friend to act like one. You see, if Leta asks a second question, Brenda won’t feel so invisible.Leta replies: <div
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