HeyJaredSoccer Neophytes
Nate, Chris, and Andrew are soccer neophytes. Relatively new to the game and Premier League specifically, Nate and Chris did their research and after watching the 2018/19 season chose to follow Wolves (Nate) and Manchester United (Chris).In season five, neophyte Andrew (way…
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S9E7 - BTA (opens the original)
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🐝 Bees sting Chelsea 🌟 Brighton blind Arsenal 💩 Spurs shit themselves in the Shit Derby 💔 Newcastle break Josh's heart 🎱 Shootout at the Etihad! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 252
S9E6 - Mind the Gap (opens the original)
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🔵 Manchester is Blue...I guess 🟥 So Many Reds 😲 Two Surprises in 3rd and 4th 🚊 Mind The Gap! Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 251
S9E5 - Deadline Day Drama (250th Episode!) (opens the original)
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🕐 Deadline day drama 👎🏼 Toothless Spurs and Villa 🚀 An impossible screamer ruins Chris' Sunday 👑 Arsenal proves themselves Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 250
S9E4 - Box Office (opens the original)
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⚽️ Haaland is back 👹 So is United 🔵 or 🐺 Are Spurs the 2026 Chelsea or 2026 Wolves? ↔️ Transfers explained Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 249
S9E3 - The Soccer Neophyte Curse (opens the original)
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🙄 Week one overreactions 👑 The Champions roll 🤦🏻♂️ Villa, Spurs and United Roll Over 🤬 Is there a Soccer Neophyte Curse? Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster Episode 248
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