HeyJaredSnarky Baby Marky
Political nursery rhymes, science fiction out of the sandbox, and self-help straight from the crib. I may not have teeth, but I chew through the nonsense. Preach, Snarky Baby Marky, preach....
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 12
- Latest publication
- Sep 18, 2026
- Audience
- Checking…
- Earliest in this view
- Jul 31, 2026
Latest issues
U-Big-Quity (opens the original)
Read excerpt
The ultimate rebellion against a broken system is to live a grounded, awake, and meaningful life right now, in the physical world, before your light winks out.Make your matter, matter.PREACH, U-BIG-QUITY, PREACH.<img a
Donald Tabloid Trump (opens the original)
Read excerpt
Listen up, you toddlers in the back! Here is the whole playground drama in four simple steps:* The Big Loud megaphone: Donald Tabloid Trump doesn't use the White House microphone to talk about boring rules. He treats it like a shiny supermarket checkout tabloid. It’s all about high drama, bright colors, and big scary monsters.* The "Flop and Forget" Strategy: Did he drop his ice cream or say something completely cuckoo six days ago? Doesn't matter! Before you can even cry about it, he’s already
photonic beings of delight (opens the original)
Read excerpt
<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1774" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!In-2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff09c468e-03d8-4585-bc6a-4ec715d11d70_108
The War Racket (opens the original)
Read excerpt
<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="989" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BF9J!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe9521875-18e0-45f3-93ee-ee2784b8a265_1300x9
Buy Borrow & Die (opens the original)
Read excerpt
Arrr, ye called, and Baby Marky answers!Gather 'round, ye deckhands of the dollar, 'cause the Pirate Kings of America just got their sea legs clipped.---The Fleet You Never Saw Comin'For decades, these modern buccaneers ain't sailed wooden galleons—they sail server farms. Their cannons ain't iron—they're algorithms that price-gouge ye on groceries, health insurance, and airline tickets with AI precision. Their treasure chests ain't gold doubloons—they're stock buybacks and offshore accounts.They
Publishing over time
Last 90 days. Choose a month to open its work.
Recurring subjects
Named in the text we hold. One piece can cover several.
Audience
No verified audience measurement yet.
About this data
Counts cover the work we have indexed. Tone needs enough text and a confident classification. Excerpts and episode notes are not full articles or transcripts.
Identity or attribution wrong? Suggest a correction.