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This is Small Town Shit where “I’ll be there in five” means twenty, errands take an hour minimum, and privacy is… more of a concept than a reality.We’re not a gossip podcast but if you hear something that hits a little too close to home, that’s not our problem.Hosted by…
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Flag on the Freaking Play 🚩 (opens the original)
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This week on Small Town Shit , Mel hands the mics over to the teenagers and immediately regrets giving them a platform. 😂 Corban and Kenley join the podcast to give us an unfiltered look inside high school life: the absolutely unnecessary amount of PDA happening before 8 AM, the difference between junior high and high school, ridiculous school rumors, questionable dress-up days, sports stories, and the kind of classroom chaos that somehow ends with a potato-sized hole in the ceiling. Then things
The Community Goat Custody Battle (opens the original)
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Corban is back behind the mic and thankfully, he promises this isn’t another entire episode dedicated to roasting Mel. (Although he still manages to sneak a few in.) This week, we have a listener submission involving possibly the most small-town dispute imaginable: a neighborhood-wide custody battle over a goat named Kevin. Kevin showed up out of nowhere, claimed several houses as his own, developed an animal-cracker hookup, acquired multiple collars, destroyed $74 worth of petunias, and somehow
Free, But Not for Resale (opens the original)
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This week on Small Town Shit , Mel and Jessie are tired, hormonal, and somehow still have plenty to say. 😂 Mel hits 90 days without alcohol and realizes there is one thing she has never regretted: NOT having the drink. The ladies also discuss running significantly faster when you're mentally starring in your own trap music video, spotting an influencer in the wild, why being an influencer sounds exhausting, and whether Mel could mentally survive having her jaw wired shut. Then it's time for this
Potato Salad, Cow Slobber & Horse Divorce (opens the original)
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This week, we’re back on our usual bullshit, starting with back-to-school chaos and somehow ending up discussing cow slobber between your toes. Honestly, we couldn’t tell you how we got here either. We’re talking about everything from back-to-school shopping and why owning an umbrella means you clearly have your shit together, to job hopping, college degrees, church potlucks, and a 12-YEAR feud over potato salad. Plus, Mel learns what “cow slobber” is, we reminisce about the day “hors d'oeuvres”
Trespassed From the Farmers Market (opens the original)
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This week, Jessie is gone, so Mel called in backup, her oldest sister, Shaylin and somehow one family catch-up turned into exactly the kind of chaos you'd expect. We're talking childhood babysitting horror stories, getting locked in dog cages and tied to chairs, questionable spray tans, raising teenage boys, Mel's history of bringing home a literal WOLF, and why apparently no one needs to shower after PE anymore?! But the real small town shit starts when we dive into the local FARMERS MARKET DRA
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