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The Bath (opens the original)
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Do you Believe in Magic?… the kind of magic people tell stories about, about magic swords, wands and cauldrons… of wizards and witches… well I found out those stories are true… yep, I’m a 100% sure my mom is magical.How I know you may be asking… well if you really want to know you must keep an open mind… as open as a baby would when discovering the world…. as open as me… hear me out.A long time ago… well at least for me… I was minding my own business after having one of those batches of that won
The Cockroach Song (opens the original)
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A long time ago… well at least for me…After my regular Dino-Baby space adventures with my friend the Triceratops… I found my mom sleeping while holding me. She looked peaceful… like a soft queen… well she must be one, after all I am a king … There she was, sleeping deeply… just like a baby… just like me.And I thought to myself…Sorry mom…But before we get into an apology… let me go back for a bit.I am a baby… a stranger to adult customs.I’m trying to catch up.While I do that… me… and
I am a King (opens the original)
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A long time ago… well, a long time, at least for me…I was falling asleep on my dad’s arm…while he told me stories.Stories about kings and castles…about wizards, gods, and voyages…about feasts, heroes, and goddesses…And somewhere between the castle and the comet, right before I lost the fight against my own eyelids…I thought to myself…hey…I must be a King.Why? Well, for what I hear, a King has a castle… a throne… loyal subjects… and undergoes long voyages and adventures. They offer, or take part
The Flight (opens the original)
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I noticed people say babies make dinosaur noises… well, I will tell you why…A long time ago, well at least for me…I fell asleep… deep deep deep…After eating my third, maybe fourth meal of the day…oh what a meal that was… it was plentiful … it was 2… maybe even 3 oz of pure quality food… a recipe I ordered myself… one that is brewed specially for me, and only me!I remember that as soon as I finished that meal… I burped… and burped again… and then fell asleepThere I was dreaming of whatever babies
The First Poop (opens the original)
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Today is a little different.For years I’ve used SiMPL to explain the “, share my thoughts, fears and discoveries.Lately, I’ve found myself in a very different place.Becoming a father has given me stories that don’t fit politics, economics, or AI.They belong somewhere else.This is the first one.I hope you enjoy it.Subscribe nowT
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