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a digital culture newsletter written by unhinged brand marketing professionals and culture strategists 🦀

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Oct 1, 2026
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  1. Issue · Oct 1, 2026

    RIP Jean Philanthrope (he’s not dead, he just sucks) (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Neutral tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="400" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Mi_F!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_lossy/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6c2f439a-8bd4-46bc-a156-9a31ba308d6d_744x400.gif" width="744" /

  2. Issue · Sep 29, 2026

    who tf is verity??? (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="400" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iDxA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_lossy/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8c959f7b-3d6d-44e5-bc4c-4427d2f648cf_744x400.gif" title="" widt

  3. Issue · Sep 26, 2026

    gimme a baja blast (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="400" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4wlP!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_lossy/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6fcf7ae3-d203-4750-9724-780de748cff7_744x400.gif" width="744" /

  4. Issue · Sep 25, 2026

    🦀 Silence, Brand! Live: eye patches and emo kids (opens the original)

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    Welcome to Silence, Brand!, a potluck of internet absurdity at the intersection of brand marketing and internet culture written by a collective of award winning digital marketing professionals. If you like what we do, please consider becoming a paid subscriber.In this week’s Silence, Brand! Live, the gang opened with banana bread matcha, sau

  5. Issue · Sep 24, 2026

    choosin crabs (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="400" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!tEiq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_lossy/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F173f1a5f-e9c8-4f3c-9edd-35fbbb4e0e66_744x400.gif" title="" widt

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