HeyJaredShiny Things
dog stories, neighborhood shenanigans, games, drawings and tacos.
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- Sep 21, 2026
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- Jul 28, 2026
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Most of an Update! (opens the original)
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The biggest thing: WE ARE HERE.We’re safe, sound, and have ingested puffy tacos1.We’re also slooooowly making a dent on what we’ve been calling Mt. Boxmore, currently dominating the garage landscape. Like so:<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vmRY!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb33b1ed6-2b3b-4927-a748-682be5e9f361_3024x3024.jpeg" tar
The POD is full. (opens the original)
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Just a brief moving update to keep y’all in the loop:The house is getting empty. The pod is getting full. We pick up the UHaul for the stuff we can’t wait ten days for on Wednesday. (The Pod isn’t being delivered until the 10th. They’re slower than we thought.)Oliver is confused.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wS5x!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fccd13fd0-d91
Verdict is in (opens the original)
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Oh, hello cart. (opens the original)
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I’ve heard that buying a house is one of the most stressful things you can do.And, hearing this I admit I was all like PSHAW. I’M MARRIED TO A DAREDEVIL WHAT SWALLOWS SWORDS. A LITTLE HOUSE-BUYIN’ IS EASY PEASY.And then this week happened.To put it succinctly, in visual form:<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!7Spx!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27117d37-28e8-4c
Aaaand it begins. (opens the original)
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This was just dropped off.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1456" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YlCg!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F568461be-740
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