HeyJaredShhhmykidsareasleep
Just a mom who wants to start a podcast. But can only record when...Shhh My kids are asleep.
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- Sep 22, 2026
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Episode 59 - Rating school orginizations, water polo vs. cheer (opens the original)
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Apparently, not all high school activities are created equal. 😂 In this episode, I’m rating school organizations from a mom’s perspective, starting with cheerleading vs. water polo . And let me just say… these two organizations could not be more different. Cheer? A well-oiled machine. Calendars, communication, uniforms, traditions, senior nights, the whole thing. Water polo? Let’s just say there’s a little more “wait…what are we doing?” energy. 😂 After having kids involved in different school ac
Episode 58- My Daughter Got Lost at Disneyland in the Rain and Wrote About It at School (opens the original)
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My 4th grader got lost at Disneyland in the rain… or at least that’s how she remembers it. 😂 She turned the whole 5–7 minute parenting panic into a school story about getting lost at Disneyland, searching every ride, and eventually being rescued by a Disney employee. We found her, everyone was okay, and now it’s a funny Disneyland family vacation story with a bigger reminder: parenting is messy, kids remember things differently, and none of us get it right every time. In fact, they will even mak
Bonus Content! That "S" doodle (opens the original)
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The Six-Line S is BACK. 😂 If you were a 90s kid or an early-2000s teen, you already know exactly what I’m talking about. That weird little S we doodled absolutely everywhere has somehow made its way into my kids’ school pictures… as MARKETING. Excuse me?! Who approved this?! 😂 Obviously, someone on that marketing team is our age, because there is no other explanation. I had to say something. Cut it out. LOL. #90sKids #2000sKids #90sNostalgia #MillennialMoms #MomHumor #ParentingHumor #Nostalgia #
Episode 57 - Forced Puzzle Piece (opens the original)
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I tried to make an episode about mom group chats. I really did. But sometimes you have a topic in mind, a plan in your head, and absolutely none of it wants to cooperate. So instead of forcing the mom-group-chat episode, I gave up and talked about what actually happened over Labor Day weekend. My husband decided we were going to relax. Like… actually relax. And for once, I didn’t fight it. Then my daughter decided I had a much more important assignment: becoming the official camera woman for her
Episode 56- It's our Annaversary! (opens the original)
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🎉 ANNIVERSARY EDITION!!! ....of Shhh My Kids Are Asleep! 🎉 WE MADE IT! One episode every Tuesday. Another year of hitting record, telling stories, oversharing a little, laughing a lot, and somehow keeping this thing going week after week. ❤️ For this special anniversary episode, I’m answering YOUR questions—and a few of my own. We’re talking about me, the podcast, motherhood, marriage, raising four kids, the things I’ve learned, the things I’m still figuring out, and what it’s really like to kee
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