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"Just to spite the world, don’t cry! Just to spite the world, only laugh, only laugh!" - Sholom Aleichem. Amen, Brother.
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- Sep 19, 2026
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- Jul 10, 2026
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Antisemuccino (opens the original)
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America, the Ad Campaign (opens the original)
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In the wake of the 9/11 attacks in 2001, the advertising agency at which I worked was hired by the State Department to sell American values to the Muslim World. Moreover, they thought I would be a good fit for that project. I read this story a long time on This American Life. Very little has changed since I did.For the better, I mean.Click on pic to listen.<img alt="" class="sizing-nor
Scumbag Gap (opens the original)
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My New Novel That Will Save the World (opens the original)
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An Honest Review of My Wife’s New Fuck Machine (opens the original)
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