HeyJaredSeven Bodies
Seven Bodies is about how decisions & grief related to breast cancer made comedian Giulia Rozzi lose her mind and find herself...plus jokes, always jokes.
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Seven Other Bodies (opens the original)
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I started writing on Substack two years ago. I kept changing the name and theme of my newsletter and wasn’t consistent in posting. Maybe it’s because, according to the 7,192 reels I watched on the topic, I have ADHD. Maybe it’s because the world feels absolutely insane and everyday I’m like “what am I doing and how can I help?” Whatever it is commitment, especially online, has always been hard for me probably because I am, I don’t know, a human being. A human being that incorrectly overuses coma
Stairway To Hell (opens the original)
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If you’ve been reading my Substack for a while, you know the theme has been boobies, specifically sick ones. Yea yea, I know all boobs are siiiick bro, but I mean like abnormal cell growth sick. While I still have a lot of cancer/reconstruction focused stories to share, I also have a lot of unrelated but maybe related musings living on my laptop and looking for a home. So what’s an easily distracted, constantly creating gal to do? Start a new newsletter for non-titty tales? Change the name of th
The Other Time Someone Told Me I Needed Plastic Surgery (opens the original)
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Before having breast cancer, I was adamantly opposed to elective plastic surgery. I have since softened my criticism, this cancer thing has made me less judgmental. Or perhaps cancer has made me too tired to constantly care about what others do. Whatever the case, I think appearances are complicated and personal. But this isn’t going to be a thoughtful thesis about beauty standards, because honestly it’s the last day of my kid’s summer break and I have a hella slow vacation brain right now. This
Cancer, Love Island & "Making a Connection" (opens the original)
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The Love Island season six finale aired on July 21, 2024, the night before my double mastectomy. I wanted to watch it live but, I was distracted by other things such as listening to Peggy Huddleson’s Heal Faster meditation (highly recommend) and secretly writing an “if I die” letter to my family (not sure I recommend). Other than getting my wisdom teeth out in high school, I never had surgery so my fear of being one of the 0.17% of people that croaked on the operating table was very high. I’ll t
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