HeyJaredSegment City
Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
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Segment City Episode 249 - Busta Rhymes Island (opens the original)
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Honestly, Busta Rhymes deserves an island named after him. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a cringey Valentine’s Day candlelight concert, idiots that you end up behind at the airport, Wendy’s new “Chief Tasting Officer” PR job posting, McDonald’s condescending “First Job” competition, Dunkin's new iced bucket container where they put it into a… small bucket? A small island in Shrewsbury, MA unofficially called “Busta Rhyme’s Island”, the Krafton gaming CEO who tried to get out of a
Segment City Episode 248 - Taco Bell's E3 feat. Cheesy G Sliders (opens the original)
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It’s the biggest event of the year, the one we all were waiting for. That’s right, the Taco Bell corporation has announced it’s new lineup of ways it’s going to cause you gastrointestinal distress! This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the slew of new announcements coming our way from the Taco Bell E3, as well as the now infamous “bite” from the McDonald’s CEO. Also coming your way is the report of a tourist who couldn’t handle a spicy taco and decided to go to court about it. Finally,
Segment City Episode 247 - The “Love Has Won” Cult (opens the original)
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…And we are back after a little summer hiatus! And we will answer the question posed by a small religious sect: Has love won? No. Especially if you drink silver and vodka all the way to mummification. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about being assigned a role with your siblings, Pizza Hutt’s collab with Tom Brady to give a full city pizzas, the new age cult called “Love Has Won” and its alcoholic leader Amy Carlson who died from Ivermectin, Theo goes over some News stories such as
Segment City Episode 246 - An Excrutiating Walkthrough of a Russian Bathhouse (opens the original)
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Step by step, this guided meditation will bring you inside the experience of being in a nude russian bathhouse. Breath in. Feel the steam filling your lungs. Feel the hot stones on your bare butt. Breath out. Observe the other naked people around you, mostly old dudes who you are awkwardly avoiding eye contact with. In this week’s episode, Theo recounts the latest from the world of fast food with the announcement of McNugget Caviar. Will also has food drama, bringing the MrBeast Ghost Burger new
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