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I smoke a joint on my couch and talk to myself. That's it. Don't look for any deeper meaning or anything. Is this content? I don't know. I will not acknowledge this if you bring it up. I will pretend like I have no idea what you’re talking about. Just let it be.
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- Sep 19, 2026
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The Millicent Affair (opens the original)
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Ah man. Walked by a Mexican laundromat and spilled my seltzer. They’re all laughing at me. Jeez. I got some gummy bears, though.
idk64 (opens the original)
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Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun Well, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone But you stay so cool My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa You're my reason for reason The step in my grooveAnd if you said this life ain't good enough I would give my world to lift you up I could change my life to better suit your mood Because you're so smooth And it's just like the ocean under the moon Oh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you You got the kind of lovin'
Marion's Net (opens the original)
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A block of wood can turn into just about anything. A puppet, a stool, or a wooden dildo.
Bank that Pank (opens the original)
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As a society, we collectively forgot about Flubber way too fast. Hell of a concept.
Murph (opens the original)
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Don’t go gentle into that good night. Have sex with it. Hard.
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