HeyJaredSecret Life of the American Teenager: Falling in Love, Rewatching & Roasting
A weekly rewatch & roast of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. We recap every episode, celebrate the horrible acting, count the number of times Molly Ringwald's character looks like she's staring at the ceiling, unpack purity-culture plot twists, 2000s nostalgia, and…
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S02E08 A New Kind of Green (opens the original)
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This week, everyone in Grant High is either stalking someone, accusing someone of having sex, trying to buy a house to improve their stalking capabilities, or discussing the romantic future of Molly Ringwald like she’s a distressed property. George and Skipper kick things off by squaring off over Molly Ringwald’s pregnancy. George wants his family back; Skipper insists he can still live happily ever after with Anne, despite apparently never bonding with either of her daughters. Truly irresistibl
S02E07 Summertime (opens the original)
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Just like in real life, summer is OVAH. So our fabulous peeps return from summer vacation and some more scenes in the hallway ensure.
S02E06 The Summer of Our Discontent (opens the original)
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I ended up getting free tickets for the Katseye concert so I couldn't write out the recap. But be sure to note that Amy will complain.
S02E05 Born Free (opens the original)
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The episode opens with Amy in the kitchen practicing Italian, because despite the increasingly obvious problem of who exactly is going to take care of her infant for a month , she remains committed to this European vacation. Ashley walks in and casually announces that Molly Ringwald and Skipper are engaged. Amy is stunned, and when Molly Ringwald appears, she immediately confronts her. Molly clarifies that Skipper proposed , but she hasn’t actually said yes yet because apparently even she realiz
S02E04 Ciao (opens the original)
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We're BACK! And, so is this hot mess. The episode opens with Amy and Anne exhausted in the kitchen after baby John has apparently decided that sleep is for people without consequences. Meanwhile, Ben apologizes to his dad for yelling at him and is rewarded not only with his job back at the butcher shop, but with the news that he can spend the summer working in Italy . Naturally, Ben’s first thought is, “Can I bring my teenage girlfriend and her infant?” His dad gently suggests that maybe Ben sho
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