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This newsletter is all about invective and unsolicited criticism. I hope you enjoy it. But if you don’t, meh... “Whoever has provoked men to rage against him has always gained a party in his favor, too.” — Friedrich Nietzsche
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Come on, ladies, (opens the original)
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Order in the court! (opens the original)
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PSA (opens the original)
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In a dentist’s office earlier, I sat for the required 15-minutes past my scheduled appointment — it’s inevitable — and watched as impatient patients came and went. One guy, late 60’s, who had parked his huge truck in the handicap space right by the entry door, waddled his broken-down fat ass inside, approached the desk and pulled a partial denture out of his pocket. He waved it at the woman behind the counter and asked if it could be repaired, right then. A tooth in the denture had fallen out, a
Part seven (opens the original)
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At Lowe’s I strode forthright to the plumbing section, to search for the Shark-bite fittings I needed to repair a water system, sans torch and solder. I had plenty of MAPP gas and solder, but I was plumb out of patience. If you don’t know, Shark-bite fittings slide almost effortlessly onto pipes, and are the favorite devices of do-it-yourselfers and failed solderers. Fortunately, and as usual, there was not a red-vested employee in sight who would confuse me with hisorher ineptitude, so I procee
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