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Newsletter · By Eric G. Schwartz · English · Paid tier available · Official site

Indexed issues, last 90 days
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Sep 28, 2026
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Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 28, 2026

    10% Happier? How About 10% Competencier. (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="395.63764961915126" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!9rga!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1bc5792e-277f-4628-afbb-ed90273ddcd5

  2. Issue · Sep 21, 2026

    WWLDD (What Would Larry David Do?) (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="289.92146017699116" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!FrYR!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7bec836f-5ad2-4f09-8176-7da919e21b38

  3. Issue · Sep 14, 2026

    Is it Materialistic to Love Your Washer and Dryer? (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="316.96783216783217" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXgi!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F809ae451-51ed-42a9-ae05-0e7b4067fc5a

  4. Issue · Sep 7, 2026

    The Case for Mindlessness (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="381.03333333333336" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-zYR!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4c624f1c-04c6-4ac2-901f-2a54d9de9b0b

  5. Issue · Aug 10, 2026

    Taking Some Time Off (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Neutral tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="421.3119658119658" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KZHI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F71797bf0-4dcc-4495-a0d7-cbee758c6fa3_

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