HeyJaredSatirical Planet News
Satirical Planet News is a daily, evidence-first satirical briefing that skewers the day’s headlines, opinion pieces and politics with a smirk. Witty, sharp, and always footnoted.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 38
- Latest publication
- Sep 30, 2026
- Audience
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- Earliest in this view
- Sep 12, 2026
Latest issues
Satirical Planet News: Today’s Weather, Wednesday 30 September 2026 (opens the original)
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Britain Can Leave Palantir. The Fire Exit Opens Into a Building Site (opens the original)
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Today’s Papers Rewired #242: Tuesday, Apparently, and the Panic Machine Is Already Warm (opens the original)
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Satirical Planet News: Today’s Weather, Tuesday 29 September 2026 (opens the original)
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Jerobeam Fenderson Made Sound Visible and Now My Printer Looks Like a Moral Failure (opens the original)
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Evening Leg’ends,This may not be everybody’s cup of tea over here at SPN. Some of you may prefer coffee. Others may already have opened the whisky, in which case carry on, you appear to have understood the editorial direction perfectly.My relationship with electronic music goes back to before I properly knew what I was hearing. Somewhere when I was still pretty young, somebody in the family put on Isao Tomita’s <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL0H7OAD8e0&list=PLT_aBs9pjfFZQwZ-rtLryt3e_b
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