HeyJaredSample Sluts
Two dumb broads with a scent sample addiction share their reviews.
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- 14
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- Sep 29, 2026
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- Aug 11, 2026
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Popstar ⋆.˚✮🎙✮˚.⋆ (opens the original)
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In 2014, after my fifty billionth listen of Tinashe’s Aquarius, I announced to no one: if I were president, Tinashe would be as famous as Beyoncé. And then ten years later, she dropped “Nasty,” a song that did not make her as famous as Beyoncé but did rocket her star to unforeseen heights. It became her first-ever solo song to crack the Billboard Hot 100 and the second-biggest song of the summer on TikTok, turning “match my freak” into a phrase you really couldn’t avoid if you tried. A decade af
Paris perfume report ⋆｡🥀🇫🇷♡⋆｡ (opens the original)
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First: we’re going to pick from the commenters on this post at random for our next fragrance fitting—comment below if you want to be in the running!<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" he
8 Hot Take Scent Reviews 🔥⋆｡°⭐ (opens the original)
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Smells like home ⋆｡ ོ☼𓂃⋆ (opens the original)
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The Note: Dirt 🦌🍂🤎 (opens the original)
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<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="719" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!XJlz!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbb0b5aed-0d6b-41b3-9294-77a42ebc5bd6_1280x719.png"
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